What the “Mormon cult” is like
November 30th, 2009 by admin
People tell me I’m part of the “mormon cult“. Apparently this term is supposed to sound scary. Our mormon cult is pretty scary. If you’re not careful, we might bake you some brownies, or make you dinner when you’re sick, or offer to watch your children, or be respectful neighbors. We might even *gulp* ….. smile at you! We are a pretty terrifying bunch with our niceness, friendliness, and other horrible things. This is how we obtain members. We invite you to a party where you wear white and just when you least expect it, our largest member will throw you into some water and shove you under. Of course, I’m kidding.